The mustached men of America lost a member today — a famous one.
Keith Hernandez — maybe known more for his mustache than his MVP, World Series’ or Seinfeld appearance — is now just another clean-shaven baseball announcer.
Hundreds gathered to mourn the iconic mustache and celebrate its life outside Citi Field prior to the Mets’ final home game of the season. Barber to the stars, Elliott Chester, was flown in from Las Vegas for the ceremonious shaving.
“It really was one of the best,” said Meg McQuaid, as she watched the final moments of a once great mustache.
Hernandez assured the crowd he was not nervous before his mustache was left to memory. More than two decades of facial hair were erased with a few strokes of the razor. All that remained were the whiskers scattered across the Mets announcers’ pants which he wiped away into history.
All was not lost with the shaving. Schick Hydro, who sponsored the event and provided the the instruments that resulted in the ‘staches’ demise, donated $10,000 to the Jacqueline Hernandez Adult Day Health Center in Brooklyn — named for Hernandez’s mother who suffered from Alzeimer’s Disease.
Rollie Fingers may be among the few excited about the development. Hernandez beat out the handle-barred Hall of Famer in 2007 to be named the American Mustache Institutes’ “Greatest Sports Mustache of All Time.”
“His title will either be given to runner-up Rollie Fingers, an athlete and role model who has never turned his back on the Mustache American community, or Keith’s actions may necessitate revisiting the voting effort altogether,” Dr. Aaron Perlut wrote on AMI’s site.
He will remain sans soup strainer for the remainder of the season, after which he will be faced with another momentous decision: does he let the mustache return.
So how does it feel, now that the upper lip sweater is no more?
According to the freshly shaven Hernandez, “It’s cold.”